What is the most outrageous alarm you have ever seen? Did the bear child use the toy gun as a weapon? Or is it the drunken man holding onto a utility pole and shouting for help? But the recent “murder case” faced by the German police can definitely refresh your understanding of the “crime scene”——When fully armed criminal investigation experts encounter a “silicone beauty” in the water, a million dollar black comedy is unfolding on the banks of the Rhine River ..
At the moment when the forensic gloves touched the ‘corpse’, the onlookers suddenly burst into laughter——The ‘victim’ who kept the police busy for 5 hours turned out to be an inflatable doll sold for 199 euros at a certain sex toy store!What’s even more amazing is that this silicone made “distressed princess”, after soaking in river water for several days, presents a “crime scene” visual experience comparable to that of a thriller.
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Let’s rewind back to the morning of the incident. Uncle Hans, the dog walker, discovered a suspicious floating object on the banks of the Mainz River, with pale limbs faintly visible through the morning mist – this classic scene is reminiscent of the opening of “CSI”. When three police cars whizzed towards us, even the passing postman drew a cross on his chest.
Criminal investigators pulled out a 30 meter cordon according to standard procedures, unmanned aerial vehicles took off to capture a panoramic view, and divers prepared to salvage evidence. But as the evidence bag approached the ‘corpse’, experienced Sheriff Schneider suddenly froze – the curvature of the victim’s chest was perfect, unlike that of a human ..
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At that time, there was a new intern who was laughing and convulsing, “recalled the owner of the bakery on site.” When the sheriff picked up the wet doll, the creaking sound of silicone friction broke everyone’s defense. “What’s even more amazing is that the doll was also wearing a new season’s swimsuit from a luxury brand.
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Professor M ü ller, a criminal psychology professor at the University of Munich, pointed out that “this mistake precisely proves the professionalism of the German police – they would rather pay the price for 99% of false positives than guard against a 1% chance. Imagine if someone were really in danger this time
This million euro “silicone mystery case” allows us to see the serious truth in laughter: it is the police’s serious attention to every report that safeguards our daily safety. Next time you pass by the cordon, remember – perhaps behind a seemingly absurd scene lies the most precious profession of perseverance.
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